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Ken's Card Trick
Little Joe and the Bartender

One day little Joe (2 of Spades) went into a bar looking for a job. 
He asked the bartender (2 of Diamonds) if he was hiring.

Bartender       Look around the bar, there’s no customers!

Little Joe        I’ll go try to find some!

So Little Joe gets on his bike (deck of cards) and goes to look for some customers.
Cut Cards.  He goes down ?? blocks and comes back.

Bartender      Did you find me any customers?

Little Joe        Sure I found you four wonderful Kings!

Bartender       Where did you find them?

Little Joe        I found them on 264th Street !

Bartender       Here’s an 8 dollar tip.

Bartender       Joe, we need some women now to keep all these men company Joe.

Little Joe        I’ll see if I can find some.

So Little Joe gets back on his bike and goes to look for some women.
Cut Cards.  He goes down ?? blocks and comes back.

Bartender       Did you find me any women?

Little Joe        Sure did, I found you four beautiful Queens !

Bartender       Where did you find them?

Little Joe        They were shacking up at the same place— 264th Street !

Bartender       Well here’s an 8 dollar tip.  Now I need some more helpers!

Little Joe        I’ll try to find some.

So Little Joe gets back on his bike and goes looking for some helpers.
Cut Cards.  He goes down ?? blocks and comes back.

Bartender       Did you find me any helpers?

Little Joe        Sure did, I found you four great Jacks!

Bartender       Where did you find them?

Little Joe        Over on 33rd Street .

Bartender       Well, here’s a 3 dollar tip.  Joe, we’re running out of booze.

Little Joe        I’ll go try to find some.

So Little Joe gets back on his bike to go look for some booze.
Cut Cards.  He goes down ?? blocks and comes back.

Bartender       Did you find me any booze?

Little Joe        Sure did, I found you four cases of Ace high beer!

Bartender       Well, here’s a 5 dollar tip.  Joe, there’s some gamblers over there and they need change for a 40 dollar bill.

Little Joe        I’ll go see if I can find some.

So Little Joe gets back on his bike to go look for some change.
Cut Cards.  He goes down ?? blocks and comes back.

Bartender       Did you find me any change?

Little Joe        Sure did!  I found you four crisp new 10 dollar bills!

Bartender       By the way Joe, how old are you?

Little Joe        I’m 68.

Bartender       Wow, you don’t look a day over 55!  How many kids do you have?

Little Joe        7 – 4 girls and 3 boys.

Bartender       Do you ever gamble?

Little Joe        Every once in a while at the club 77.

Bartender       What’s the best hand you ever had?

Little Joe        four – 9’s!

Bartender       Was that a winning hand?

Little Joe        No!  The other guy had a straight flush!  (in hearts)