On the first day of creation, God created the rabbit.

On the second day, God created man to serve the rabbit.

On the third day, God created all the vegetables of the earth to serve as potential food for the rabbit.

On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the rabbit.

On the fifth day, God created cables and ropes so that the rabbit could chew through them.

On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the rabbit healthy and the man broke.

On the seventh day, God tried to rest but He had to clean the rabbit cages...

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